Stop me if you think you've heard this one before ...

Do you have a mental health problem?

Follow this link to take the test ; Who knew that planning expensive holidays you can't afford is a sign of bipolar disorder? I am silenced.

The flowers of romance

St Valentines day on Saturday, the day to band-aid your stale relationships with heart shaped chocolates and cheap South African roses or risk loosing them all together. The day that god put aside for lovers......A sobering alternative theory suggests that the holiday originates from the story of Saint Valentine, who upon rejection by his mistress was so heartbroken that he took a knife to his chest and sent her his still-beating heart as a token of his undying love for her. Hence, heart-shaped cards are now sent as a tribute to his overwhelming passion and suffering. (Way to go Val!) How he made it to the post office to mail his heart is hard to figure.

Shine on you crazy diamond

‘No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.’ Aristotle

‘The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.’ Christopher Morley

‘The extreme limit of wisdom, that's what the public calls madness. ‘Jean Cocteau

‘He always made sure that he got his money’ Dave Gilmour