Friday, 21 May 2010

Though your heart is breaking

The amazing thing about my teeth is that they are still in my head – a minor miracle given the way I speak to people. As a victim of commercialism I am currently cleaning my pegs with a cocktail of toothpastes. Recipe to follow:
1/3 toothbrush Sensodyne Total Care Gentle Whitening
1/3 toothbrush Colgate MaxFresh with Cooling Crystals
1/3 toothbrush Arm & Hammer Brilliant Sparkle Crystal Clean-88 Plaque Removal for ULTRA CLEAN teeth.
Topped with a frosting of Hollywood Smile Pearl Drops Whitening Toothpaste.

1 comment:

Lektrogirl said...

what happens when you run out of one? meltdown?!