Tuesday 1 July 2008

Personality crisis


A man telephoned on Sunday evening. ‘I am in a psychiatric hospital’ he announced ‘will you visit me?’
‘Which one are you in?’
‘Between SW1 & SW5’
‘If you can find out the name of the hospital and the visiting hours, then perhaps I can visit’
‘I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE PHONED YOU!’

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