I am off to the land of the free tomorrow – my flight is delayed but I don’t suppose that means I could have a lie in and stroll up to check in at lunch time. I think that means by lunch time I will have slathered myself in Exxon Valdez quantities of La Prairie skin caviar from duty free.
‘Would you like any help madam?’
‘No Barbarella I would not! I am just dabbing on as much expensive stuff as I can because I am fucking trapped here and this is the only way I can make someone pay.’
3 comments:
Lol...Have a fantastic trip, you deserve it.
Have a great trip - and blog all about it.
where are you?! shall we go on wednesday night?
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